Bifocals are God's way of saying, "Keep your chin up!" - Matt Wohlfarth
Tag: joke
Friday Funny
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you." -Steven Wright
Friday Funny
I'm comfortable in my own skin. Why shouldn't I be? It's not that tight of a fit. - Martha Bolton
Friday Funny
What did the chubby puppy say? I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky!
Friday Funny
Get ready for back to school... Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.