I'm comfortable in my own skin. Why shouldn't I be? It's not that tight of a fit. - Martha Bolton
What did the chubby puppy say? I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from the internet to see which came first.
From Reader's Digest.... Driving my car one afternoon, I rolled through a stop sign. I was pulled over by a police officer, who recognized me as a former English teacher. 'Mrs. Brown,' he said, 'those stop signs are periods, not commas.'