The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write this down. I'll remember it."
I can’t wait to tell my grandchildren I was born before the Internet.
Respect old people. They graduated school without Google or Wikipedia. – Unknown
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner
Bifocals are God's way of saying, "Keep your chin up!" - Matt Wohlfarth